put on ur best sleepy voice and prepare to be attached at the hip forever!

short script, not meant to be spoken quickly. remember, you’re half asleep and comfortable in bed with your gf.

this script could work for everyone but some female gendered terms are in there- so just take them out or change them if they bother u:)

• bel

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mmmm baby?

princess please- i can’t move my leg… or like.. the entire lower half of my body if you’re going to be sprawled out on me like this.

as much as i love being your personal portable heater, i have to go to work.

okay well not HAVE to- but extra hours won’t hurt yknow?

(with laughter) they’ll hurt your feelings?

you’re so cute- i’m sorry baby but i wanna gooooooo

well- no.. they aren’t gonna pay me for overtime but i wanna maintain a good relationship with my managers.

i am not overworking myself… i am (yawn) simply proving myself….. as a reliable and trustworthy employee.

baby you’re not gonna die if you go one morning without my pancakes.

(slight laughter) you’re so dramatic

you make better pancakes then me anyway.

yes- yes !! yes you do, don’t try to fight it. yours are always so fluffy. i do like mine a bit crispy though, that’s (yawn) probably why i make mine that way.

you prefer my crispy ones??

you’re just trying to butter me up.

yeah yeah whatever..

if i give you head scratches until you fall asleep, will you consider letting your faithful servant leave her duties of being a personal teddy bear madam?

(begin head scratch sfx, let it play for a about a minute along with some soft breathing before turning it down a bit)

you always have this tiny little smile when you’re all warm and comfy. it makes your cheeks all puffy and your dimples show…

and you’re especially cute when you wake up. (a bit of a mumble) grumpy and damn near ready to light the first person you see on fire, but cute none the less.

you’re always so clueless and empty-headed besides cuddling. the way you wander around the apartment, sleepily, trying to find me and crawl back into my lap.

maybe i am rambling to get you sleepy. maybe i’m not.

if anything, (yawn) i’m making myself sleepy…

okay okay, i never texted them back saying yes so… i guess i can stay with you.

(sarcastically) stay forever, be your eternal cuddlebud

yeah whatever. take your cute ass back to sleep and i’ll make you pancakes later. okay?

(sigh) yes i’ll rub your back too. go to sleep, gosh you’re so spoiled.

end :)