In high school, I was one of the mean girls. I was cruel. Sadistic, even. I mean, I shoved you in a locker, who even actually does that? No, don’t tell me it was okay. It wasn’t okay!

You ‘wanted’ it? Oh, honey, no. Don’t say that. You were the victim. It wasn’t your fault.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKED IT?

Hello my lovelies! Munch is back with a b-b-bully script. I promised some folks I'd write a cute, mean "shove Muncher the listener into a locker" bully script, and this... this isn't it. This one starts pretty cute, but it gets pretty damn heavy and is definitely not for all tastes. But it's definitely a theme I'm going to return to in later scripts, in a lighter, goofier context. But this time? This time you get angst and complicated, raw, fucked-up feelings. My present to you this holiday season.

The sitch: the speaker used to bully the listener in high school and they run into each other years later. The bully’s changed, but the listener’s looking to revisit old times… and so, they head to the nearest restroom...

CONTENT WARNING: Part of the backstory here is that the speaker was very closeted way back when, and had a real hard time learning to accept herself. During their roleplay, she plays with her younger self’s self-denial and internalized homophobia. This includes using the word “dyke” fairly often and in a degrading way. During the aftercare segment, the speaker also describes her experiences in the closet, and the homophobia she experienced. Obviously, if this is the sort of thing that's going to cause you distress, please don't read this script, or listen to any fills of it. I'm sure there are gonna be days when I'm not gonna want to read/listen to it, and other days where I'm more willing to go on that particular emotional journey. You gotta do what's best for you, and take care of yourself, okay?

OTHER CONTENT WARNING: Someone briefly mentions calling the police when they are caught having sex in the bathroom.

GENITALS: The speaker’s junk is described as a “pussy”. The listener’s junk is mentioned a few times, either as a “pussy” or a “hen”. Obviously I would love for someone to record both versions.

SPEAKERS: The script has a secondary "guest star" speaker who has a few comedic lines - I'm talking a grand total of 34 words. That part of the script doesn't make a whole lot of sense without those lines, but I don't think it'll be too hard to find a friend here who's willing to help you out. :-)

Finally, here's the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28286739