No, it's not you, dummy. In case you haven't noticed, I'm pretty partial to your company! Yeah, the smooches are a dead give-away. Spending two hours locked in a room with you, that sounds like a good time. Except.

I have to pee real bad.

It's a pee script! Does exactly what it says on the tin. I've seen a couple of pee scripts on here, and like zero pee fills, so I am probably setting myself up for disappointment by writing this, but at the same time, I firmly believe that one should be the perversion you want to see in the world.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28643043

No specific mention of genitalia; the listener performs oral on the primary speaker.

I say "primary speaker" because this script has two. I figured, heck, if I'm gonna go ahead and do a cute pee script, which is probably unlikely to get a fill, I might as well make it harder to fill and make it for two speakers! Though, honestly, it's more like one speaker and a special cameo guest star. The main performer is the one that's gotta go, I don't think I can hold it---!, and a second performer shows up right at the end with two lines that serve as a punchline. (I don't think this would "read" quite as well or have the same oomph with one performer doing both voices, unless you're someone that can make that second voice very convincing.) So, a very easy collab if you're in the collab mood!

Edit: My awesome friend swords pointed out that I probably shoulda tagged this with "piss drinking" or some-such. If someone does fill this, please add that tag to the audio post!