Hey guys, so I had this wild idea. Nobody's ever thought of it before. So, basically, you folks give me questions that you're curious about my answers to, until "next Sunday, August 9th 16th at midnight EST" at which point I an legally required to figuratively close my doors and no longer take any questions, ever, and then shortly after that I answer the questions in an audio format. I think I'm going to call it "Acquire My Answers", and abbreviate it to AMA. What do you think?

Here are some example questions:

• How many math questions do you expect?
• What's 6 plus 19?
• What's your DOB, full name and address, SSN, mother's maiden name, name of your first pet, and phone number?
• How deeply do you think you've dug your nasty tendrils into this community, and thus how many answers do you expect them to acquire?

Stuff like that. Not sure about you guys, but IMHO this is pretty revolutionary and I figured it'd only be right if I volunteered myself first. So ask away! And "just for the occasion", I even made this also revolutionary anonymous send-me-your-words thing that nobody has ever thought of before either.

So go on. What do you want to know about this extremely original genius man? I'm an open book!

Edit: I've been contacted with some "insider information" that means my amazing idea has been so well-received that my "Acquire My Answers" will be extended for another week. So ask me some more damn questions, so I can hedonistically indulge in my semi-artificially acquired means of attracting undeserved attention while simultaneously combatting my unrelenting and boundless impatience!

(That's a self-deprecating joke, by the way. I make a lot of those. But please do feel free to ask more questions! The longer and more drawn out the audio is, the worse the listening experience becomes for every single one of you!)