Music is a huge part of my life, as I’m sure is the case with most people - especially most people in this community. My musical tastes are pretty eclectic and I have playlists for...just about everything, haha. The lovely u/Xinley shared some of her favorite sexy times songs here several months ago, and I love this concept. I wanted to share some of my own favorites with y’all. Mine are maybe less Songs To Fuck To and more Get Your Motor Running, though, and my motor is probably not wired like most people's. Just so you’re fully warned. Feel free to post your faves in the comments, or a post of your own - sharing is caring! 😂 Here we go!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: anything Maynard James Keenan does is divine and hardwired directly to my girly bits. There’s gonna be several of his on this list. Rev 22-20 by Puscifer is hot like burning, like holy shit, I can’t even explain it, you just have to listen to it. I can’t imagine how many strippers have made how many thousands of dollars with this song.

I know the remix got ridiculous amounts of commercial airplay in the US, but the original Despacito by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee is SO MUCH BETTER. I defy you to listen to this without dancing at least a little. Also, “que le enseñes a mi boca / tus lugares favoritos” is some of the hottest shit I have heard on a radio-friendly song in a long, long time.

I really love Brendon Urie (his voice but also him in general), and Girls/Girls/Boys is a beautiful song with a larger message about being who you are, etc etc, but more narrowly about a boy who wants a particular bi girl who is exploring her sexuality, which warms my little pansexual heart. Also, the official video features naked Brendon Urie. You’re welcome.

I like women with gravelly/lower pitched voices, and Drive by Melissa Ferrick has that, plus the added benefit of being bass-driven and sultry and delightfully explicit.

It’s not often that a cover is better than the original, but IMO Framing Hanley’s cover of Lollipop is just such an instance. All the sexy parts of the original, now with a full band (guitarrrrrrrrs) and less autotune.

Y’ALL. Love You To Death by Type O Negative is one of my all-time favorite songs. I’m gonna wax poetic for a sec, bear with me. The strings, the piano, Peter Steele’s voice, and that’s not even getting to the lyrics themselves yet. And speaking of the lyrics! This song could be the goddamn msub anthem, and I love it so so much. I can probably place a solid 40% of the blame for my goddess complex on this song. Accept no less than this level of devotion, seriously. The song is like 7 minutes long but I don’t care because I love iiiiiittttt.

Passenger by Deftones ft. Maynard James Keenan has not one but TWO voices that are frisson-inducing, and also calls to mind all manner of fun times in the car, which is pretty happy-making in and of itself. It’s slow and heavy and thick like molasses, but the higher end piano notes gives it a cool (vs warm) feel that is just...delicious.

God love ‘em, The 1975 appropriately named Sex. I’m sure a lot of guys can empathize with what this song is about - he likes this girl, they’re fooling around, but she has a boyfriend and won’t go all the way. The line “and I’m not trying to stop you, luv / but if we’re gonna do anything, we might as well just fuck”, especially in Matty Healy’s accent, is somehow both hot and sweet. I don’t know.

I know, I know, my kinks are showing. I can’t help it. Take Me To Church by Hozier is an obvious choice, but here we are. “Command me to be well,” indeed. Amen.

Maynard again, but OMG y’all this one is Relevant To Your Interests, I promise. Thinking of You by A Perfect Circle is literally about jacking off while fantasizing about the subject of the song. I mean. Imma be in my bunk.

Touch-A Touch-A Touch Me from the Rocky Horror Picture Show is a classic. I can’t hear it without singing along and I can’t sing it without a big goofy grin on my face the whole time. (Get you some, Susan Sarandon!) It’s totally out of my vocal range so I have to adjust and it’s probably a shitshow, but I have fun.

I’m not gonna count this one as a cover, because it’s more of a complete reinterpretation. Chase Holfelder’s Major-to-Minor project resulted in this EDM version of Kiss The Girl that is simultaneously crazy hot and a little fucking creepy.

Sooooo there’s several Rammstein songs that could make this list, but if I have to pick one then I think it has to be Bestrafe Mich. And not just because Till Lindemann apparently self-flagellates with a cat o’ nine tails when he performs it live, although that is definitely a plus. 😈