I don't know why, but I wrote this poem about having a one night stand with Dr. Seuss. Feel free to record yourself reading it.

I met him last night, the only 10 in the bar
I knew that I wanted his hot sweet white tar

I could see it right there, all over my face
Or filling my ass while I'm dressed in lace

I seductively said "Ya gonna buy me a drink?"
While thinking about him inside of my pink

Back at his place, I took out his cock
It was larger than life, it was harder than rock

My nipples were hard; my pussy, wet
I was ready to do what I'd later regret

I ruggled his rubble, I shlogged on his shlong
By this I mean I sucked on his dong

I called him daddy, did as was told
His deep manly voice made him sound oh so bold

I bent over and he gave me a spank
I was finally ready to take in his frank

His dick was so large, and I was so tight
It's a shame this would be for only one night

I left in the morning, in need of a spruce
What a good lay, Dr. Theodor Seuss