Hey all! Decided to try my hand at a questionnaire, came up with some interesting/strange questions (to me anyway lol). Without further ado:

Endlessgin's "Media Matters" Questionnaire!

Rated PG (for the whole family!)

1. What was the first film you remember seeing in theaters?

2. A film about your life is made, and is nominated for an (Oscar/BAFTA/Golden Globe, whatever award you like :p) what category is it most likely to be nominated in? (You can pick an existing one or make one up, I'm not big on rules :p)

3. Similarly, your life story is written down. Is it a book of poetry? A novel? A non-fiction book? Or something else?

4. What's your favorite book OR with which book do you associate a strong, positive memory?

Rated PG-13 (for...some of the family)

1. Given that you had limited resources, what is something you'd conduct an academic research study on, and why? Be as detailed or as vague as you like.

2. Describe a time/moment in your life that comes to mind when you hear "Suggestive Situations."

3. What's a favorite decoration you have in your living space, and why?

4. Do you have/keep any talismans/items of ex-lovers/partners/etc around? If so, what and why? (if you have no ex-lovers/partners/etc, do you believe that keeping any such items around from future partners could harness any sort of positive or negative energy?)

Rated R (just for the grown-ups (whatever that means :p))

1. When did you start masturbating? And what I mean by that is, when did you first realize that what you were doing was masturbation, and begin doing it with any frequency? (as opposed to not really knowing what you were doing and acknowledging it was something that felt good, but not specifically associating it with whatever "masturbation" means to you now); (additionally, if you don't masturbate, what keeps you from doing it?)

2. Describe a funny/goofy/silly moment that happened to you during a sexual experience (if you have no sexual experience, would you value moments of brevity during sexual experience?)

3. Where's somewhere you haven't had a sexual experience, but would like to?

4. Describe your ideal post-orgasmic food/drink.

Bonus! Rated NC-17 (you'd be surprised at how few NC-17 films there have been throughout history :p)

1. Given your mode of masturbatory aid (your mind, audios, porn videos, etc.) is there a go to memory/audio/video that just drives you "over the edge"? What is it, and why does it have this power over you?