The Mattress Inspector

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

Post Body

I mean...It isn't just me, is it? This is an audio waiting to be written...

My 3 year old mattress has gone all weird and lumpy, so I called IKEA. They told me they would have to send an "inspector" to come and assess the problem.

So there is an attractive man in my bedroom right now, inspecting my mattress thoroughly. Everything he has said so far could be written straight into a script and my brain is melting with the effort of dealing sensibly with this perfectly nice man who is just doing his job.

GWA HAS INVADED MY LIFE.

On the bright side: IKEA customer service 10/10 would recommend

Author

Account Strength

100%

Account Age

7 years

Verified Email

Yes

Verified Flair

Yes

Total Karma

1,916

Link Karma

575

Comment Karma

1,341

Profile updated: 4 days ago

Posts updated: 8 months ago

sheflewhigher

Subreddit

r/GWABackstage

Post Details

We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.

Posted: 7 years ago
Reddit URL: View post on reddit.com
External URL: reddit.com/r/GWABackstag...