I have, for a long time, been contemplating the idea of shower-based recordings, both in the form of "Lottie Sings in the Shower" and of sexy shower times.

Recording with my laptop is out, because I refuse to put this thing anywhere near running water. With my track record of clumsiness? Oh fuck no. I'd contemplate bringing my phone in the shower, but I don't trust it in there unprotected, even with my phone case. I've heard that some people take their phones in the shower with a plastic bag around them but I am suspicious of how that'd affect audio quality.

My question for y'all here backstage is, if I wanted to try and record in the shower, what the absolute hell should I do? Does anyone have waterproofing recommendations?