All right! I want to get to know you. All of you. So I'm going to give you a list of odd questions and I cannot wait for your answers.

• You can only ever read one book for the rest of your life. What book do you choose?

• You have a chance to win a private concert from your favorite band. Do you cheat to win?

• You have to give up one of your 5 senses in order to gain a mastery of the 6th. Will you do it, and what sense will you give up?

• Every time you push the red button there is a 99% chance that you will receive $1,000 and a 1% that a person you don't know will die. How many times do you press the button?

• There are two glasses before you. Both with a colorless odorless liquid. You need to drink from one. Which do you choose and why?

• Pick one celebrity that you would hate fuck. How would you make sure they knew you were doing this out of hate?

• Guys, have you ever gotten a rage boner, and why/how?

• Girls, is there an equivalent, and if so have you had it happen?

• Pick one other member of GWA, don't say who. Tell me, what what you do alone with them for an hour?

• If you could request any dream collaboration between any two GWA members who would it be and what tags would you want?

• Is this too long?

• What experience have you had that could literally start with "Dear Penthouse, You're not going to believe this but...."

• Do you know what I am referencing with the title of this questionnaire?