I know. I'm a Bad Person(tm) (blush). And I have a weakness for Bad Puns(blushes again). And I'm new here, so this post may cross the 'not-sexual' boundary for Backstage. I'd apologise for all of that - but I probably wouldn't mean it (blushes again-er).
Well, apart from the last bit. If this truly is inappropriate for this venue, please feel free to remove it. Or I will, on request :-).
Anyway. I know I had a point (stop sniggering at the back, Jones Minor. I can hear you) lying round her somewhere. Oh, right. Here it is.
One of the things I do from time to time, mostly when i should be writing other things, is mess with song lyrics. It got me into more than justified trouble when I first got here - parody can be dangerous turf. But song titles can't be copyrighted - so I was musing, and this is what happend. The GWA Top Twenty (plus one :-P). Anyone want to add to it? :-))
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(I Can't get no) (Marquis de) Sade-isfaction - With apologies to the Rolling Stones
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Pegging You - With apologies to Buddy Holly
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Shea Lube - with apologies to the Beatles
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You strapped me all night long - with apologies to AC/ DC
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Hot new girlfriend - with apologies to Janis Joplin
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50 ways to beat your lover - with apologies to Paul Simon
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If I had a strapon - with apologies to Pete Seeger
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Early Morning Pain - with apologies to Gordon Lightfoot
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Strap my back - with apologies to AC/ DC
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Complete Control - with apologies to the Clash
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Come Together - with apologies to the Beatles
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Whip Crack Away - with apologies to Doris Day
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Head down, Ass pushed up, Please Sir, Whip me! - with apologies to Lost Trios Paranoias
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(Sittin' on) your cock, yes you may - With apologies to Otis Redding
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Rhythm of your pain - with apologies to The Cascades
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Whip you all over - with apologies to Exile
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Tears at your bedtime - with apologies to Elvis Costello
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All Fours down - with apologies to BB King
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Red Ass - with apologies to Jimi Hendrix
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Ponygirl Blues - with apologies to Charlie Patton
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Beaver Slide Shag - with apologies to Peg Leg Howell (I'd say I was sorry - but I probably wouldn't mean it (blush))