Rockstar, for decades, have released some of the largest, deepest, most immersive gaming experiences available. Their last game, Red Dead Redemption 2 has so many teeny tiny little details hidden in every corner of the map, they took a whole 8 years to make it, and suddenly Rockstar are lazy, trash developers? WHAT??

Okay, I get it, people hate shark cards and they hate GTA:O and they have lost a lot of people with GTAV E&E, but does that specifically mean the trilogy is going to suck balls? Fuck no it doesn’t! They hired a whole new team, Ruffian Games, who are known mostly for the Masterchief collection, to make this remaster, and it dates back to 2019. That’s quite a lot of time to simply stretch it to 4K and rebrand it as definitive, yeah? Someone please enlighten me, I am curious beyond belief.