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I am but a humble ape. I am not a financial advisor.
Chopsticks = 10 letters
Nose = 4 letters
10 4=14
14 days is 2 weeks
Whats in 2 weeks?
August 3rd
What is August 3rd?
National Grab Some Nuts Day
Whose nuts? Deez nuts.
The American Heart Association recommends eating 1.5 ounces of unsalted, unoiled nuts FOUR times a week.
4 x 1.5 = 6 days
6 days after August 3rd?
August 9th.
What is August 9th?
National Women’s Day.
Women don’t have deez nuts, but they do have chestnuts.
Chestnuts are high in fiber.
High in fiber = healthy dumps.
August 9th is when the market will have a nice, big healthy correction of a dump.
August 9th is when we moon.
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