Hey fellow Simians,

Everytime I see a discussion or DD (Due Diligence) posted that claims to be there for the smoothest of brains it ends up with a bunch of seemingly random capital letters just smashed together. Listen, I love that you apes with wrinkles are trying to shove some learning down our throats. The problem is, sometimes we have no fucking clue what you're saying.

If you write a DD post that is for newbies in particular, please use the convention of putting your ABBR (abbreviations) with an explanatory bracket after your first usage of this. This is something I learned to do when I attended ape college for my STD (Shit Throwing Degree). Once you've explained an ABBR once, you don't need to do it again because if your brain is so smooth you can't scroll up then maybe you should stick to taking orders from your wife's boyfriend.

In conclusion, me brain too smooth.