EDIT: TLDR: the wealth disparity in our world makes the tendies we might be earning even more fucking valuable.

Hello apes. My primate spite canteen was feeling a little low. So I wanted to help spread how I refilled it.

Our greatest champion u/deepfuckingvalue has publicly displayed 100k shares in GME. From my observations, he's near the top of retail holders as far as total positions is concerned.

The rumblings amongst the other apes out there is that some fancy machine has learned something that says that there's a high probability that this thing could hop to 130k and has a chance to go even higher.

But for arguments sake let's say that DFV liquidates. Nope. It'll never happen. Never mind.

For arguments sake let's pretend there's some other person, we'll call him... VFD. VFD currently has 99,999 shares, and liquidates his positions. He is able make 130k per share because he timed it perfectly.

99,999 X 130,000 = 12,999,870,000

Twelve Billion, Nine Hundred Ninty Nine Million, Eight Hundred and Seventy Thousand Dollars

For reference, here's the Forbes list of richest people in the world. CLICKING THIS WILL MAKE YOU ANGRY

So, as you can see, 12,999,870,000 that astronomical figure that any person in this group would likely do anything for, doesn't even crack the top 175 as far as wealth goes.

This once in a universe event, capable of changing every one of our lives, which may result in more giving, charity, and philosophy than any other moment in history, can't even land is greatest benefactors (the apes) in the top 175 most wealthy people on the planet.

And the crazy as shit thing to me? DFV could own ONE MILLION SHARES and sell at 130k, AND HE'D STILL BE IN 4TH.

So when fucking Griffin sits up there and cries to Congress about how hard his 1.1 BILLION DOLLAR 2020 was, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING AGAINST. Because guess what! Ken I shit myself on camera while the world watched Griffin IS RANKED 137TH. THAT FUCKING ASS HOLE IS VALUED AT 15 BILLION. It would take the price getting too 151,000 before DFV would be able to move past him.

It's absolutely fucking insane. An event like this mathematically speaking, relative in scale to the history of mankind, should absolutely mean that the hero at the top summits Olympus and joins the fucking pantheon. But our system is so fucking rigged and weighted toward those at the top? Our guy doesn't even crack the top 100.

You're fighting against the greed that has allowed a system where is almost impossible, even during the literal largest wealth transfer event in history, for any of us to really crack that world. Where they make more money in a year that many of us will make in our lifetimes combined. Where they can destroy our lives trying to outgain their friends across the street, and laugh over drinks knowing full well that they're going to be just fine. Where profit outweighs every single other principle or belief.

I cannot wait for this to all clear through and watch the world learn the lesson of what happens when the common person is given the means to affect change in the world around them. We will have definitive proof that money in the hands of the general population is the greatest possible method to ensure the advancement of humanity. Thousands of millionaires potentially overnight. The waves that will cause is absolutely insane.

Sorry for the ramblings. But that level of consideration and perspective was the perfect amount of both spiteful and rage inducing to add another few inches of thickness to these diamond hands. I immediately then rushed and reread all my favorite DDs and got jacked up even higher.

And I'm fucking glad I did it on the weekend, otherwise I might have done some things I'd really regret to get more money for the markets to open in the morning.

Grip real tight. Follow the research and DDs. Be as smart as your crayon eating ape brain will allow. But also let's make these fuckers bleed. In space. Or something.

See you as we exit the solar system.

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edit 2. Zeroes not displaying for some reason. Added them back in.

Edit 3: you dumb apes should absolutely not allow this post to convince you to do anything, and it's not financial advice or any other kind of advice. Should this post inspire a particularly strong emotional reaction that prompts you to want to act on that, take a deep look at yourself and ask why, identify your particular trauma, and use your eventually tendies to go to a therapist.