They have tanked the price of GME on bullshit news.

They have dropped the price on no news.

They have tried to bore us to death with gradual decreases over weeks and months.

They have let random price jumps of 5% try to get our attention, accompanied by shills asking: “is this MOASS?”

They have watched it run 20%, 40%, 60% to see if this would get us to sell, before hammering it back down with desperation.

They have watched us hype certain dates for an entire litany of reasons, to try and instill disappointment when they are nothing burgers.

They have waited during low volume days.

They have dark pooled the shit out of the stock on high volume days.

They have sat on their asses while we see 7 consecutive green days.

They have tried every trick in the book, and who knows they make up some more.

But you know what’s different?

US.

And I know, we are not a collective. I am an individual investor, as is the ape next to me and the ape next to them. But these ape hands have been forged into diamonds after 84 years in the fires of fucking Mordor and they ain’t pressing no sell button until I can take a share price, put it in my phone, and dial another ape on the other side of globe so I can share my zen with him or her. And after we chat for a while, I will say my goodbye and sell one share.

Because the rest of my shares are with me until they are all in a cell.

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