Me: ‘I’ve just joined that muddy matches dating website’
Friend: ‘I mean, that does make sense for you because you do love the countryside and farmers are definitely your type’
Me: ‘I just think there’s a higher chance of me finding a dairy farmer who already knows I’m not expecting him to be at my beck and call 24hrs a day and I’m more than happy to get shat on in a shed at 3am’
Actual conversation from this afternoon.
Shameless repost of my dating profile on a specific site to r4r - I’ve had some mild success on previous attempts but let’s try it again shall we?
Love a pub quiz, gingerbread, steam trains, good jumpers, open fires and a whiskey mac when it’s cold out.
6'1’’, however, my centre of gravity is hovering around my knees so I fall over. Lots.
Definitely won't wear heels on any dates, more likely to find me in Vans or wellies.
Not your average fat lass aha!
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