Weelllll hi there. I actually can't believe you're reading this, but heck. If you still are then let's get onto this rollercoaster of a genuine prompt.

Let's face it. January SUCKS. We're all on a comedown from the high of the holidays. Going back to work we're remembering how much we valued our free time. The nights are longer and our bank account is going "you broke broke bro".

So what do you do to make the time go by? You get your phone out. You head to some of your favourite porn subreddits, put your fingers down your sweatpants and touch yourself. Then close your eyes and think of that coworker who either won't make a move or who's taken. Maybe it's a romantic fantasy. Maybe it's a hardcore fantasy. But you can't stop thinking of his eyes looking into yours as your pussy is being filled up by him.

Then afterwards your hit with this wave of guilt and loneliness and you just wish there was someone else's arms you could be in.

Look I get it. I've recently gotten some mild anxiety. And for fun my brains decided to resurface long term trauma (I'm now dealing with it in therapy & with exercise. Oooh what's that? I just admitted I'm in therapy? Pretty sure everyone says you shouldn't say that if you want to get laid but oh well). I just want to be low energy, feel safe, to feel some comfort, and to maybe make someone else happy in the process.

You can tell the above is true because you can see some of the ahem intense kink prompts I've written in the past. (Yes. If you understand kinks you understand that it's actually all about feeling safe to play. And that's all I want at the moment, but in a low energy way).

So what am I asking? Well maybe we go for a drink somewhere, just to make sure neither of us is weird. Then on another day we go somewhere, either yours or mine, and grab a blanket and just chill. Watch Netflix or something. And then maybe we like how our bodies are next to one another. And maybe we'll see what happens next. Heck maybe that's it. Maybe that's all that happens. We can see where the vibe goes.

Ain't gonna lie: this is the oddest but truest thing I've written on r4r. So let's see what happens.

But if you read to here and you're interested you should probably get in touch.