With the lockdown coming to an end shortly, we felt it was time to drop out an ad so we can prep for meets once we're allowed to again. We've had some success online before. Only a couple off reddit though and that was well over a year ago. The last ad didn't get us success this time around. If group fun is your thing and you're in the area, give us a shout and we'll see if you're a good match for us.

We're looking for a guy who's slim or not like massively overweight, 18-35, over 7 inches at a minimum, experience is a plus but since my buddy has gained some experience now I'm happy to have a newbie along who needs a guidance too. Personality-wise we just don't want anyone too uptight. Someone who's willing to work together as we're planning DP and you can end up feeling a bit like a chuckle brother trying to position between you. (We won't be endangering her health just because you're not fully comfortable with other men around in a sexual situation.)

Any women who want to join are welcome to message so long as you're in good shape. Message me with some kind of proof you're real and not a catfish and we'll talk. We've got two other women who're interested in the possibility of organising a bit of an orgy, so let us know if that's your bag.

This won't be straight to the bedroom. I'm planning to meet and vet any lad we're talking to over like a beer or whatever in a public place. Probably outdoors at the moment for obvious health reasons. Nothing heavy but it's better to weed out the lads who have a personality that isn't going to fit with the group. If you're interested, give me a shout. We're not accepting traveling anymore since they never show up. If you're looking for something this weekend, this ain't for you.

NOTE: Meets will not be rushed into due to the current COVID guidelines on households mixing. But we can still talk and prepare for when the restrictions are eased in a week or two.

We've had more timewasters than usual since everyone is at home, so only reply if you're serious about showing up. If you just want a fantasy to wank over there's plenty of porn online. We're a serious group and we're not compromising safety and comfort for any individual. We get an astonishing number of guys who claim they're comfortable around anyone, then show up and discover they're not comfortable. Consider this before you message since we're obviously considering it more than usual thanks to the increased number of lads turning up with issues. If you appreciate this approach to weeding them out then get in touch! We'll get on well.

If you've read the whole thing, let us know in your first message, your age, what size you're packing and whether you've had any previous experience. We've got one lad already confirmed and one who still needs to meet. We also have a couple of hotwives who want to have a bit of a go once the group is reformed, so if you're looking for more than a one-off then let us know and we can take that into account. Pics and all the usual are swapped before any meeting but safety and comfort are paramount to us. We're in no rush, so if you are then this probably won't be your speed.

Look forward to hearing from you.