I’m looking for someone to engage me in conversation about anything and everything, from which trouser leg you put on first to the best toy you've ever used in the bedroom. What I really don't want is just someone to sext with but someone willing to put in the time and effort to develop a connection of sorts and go from there. I don't want this to be an online-only situation so please don't message me if that's your preference. Would prefer you to be between 27 and 38!

I shouldn't have to say this but please, if you're married, in a relationship, or emotionally/sexually attached to another person in any way, take this moment to back away. I respect that whatever is going on/whatever you want is right for you but I'm just not the person to do it with.

About me -

• 5’8, 1 tattoo, piercings pending
• long pink hair & blue eyes
• should make it clear now that I’m fat so if that’s not your vibe you can pass by without worry
• I’ve been told I’m cute but that’s for you to judge, not me - happy to exchange face pics asap if you like

I love cats and I’m a pretty casual gamer, though I get more intense and into them when I have someone to play with. Currently I love Fallout 4 and Stardew Valley, and I’m reliving my childhood through the remastered/rebooted Crash series. Absolutely a Sims girlie too. I also really enjoy road trips. I’m not really one for travelling outside of the UK a lot, though certainly not averse to it, I just prefer to explore the beautiful places we already have basically on our doorstep.

I don’t have kids, nor do I want them, whether they’re my own or yours. As time passes, I realise that I’m more than happy just spoiling the young ‘uns in my family and being the fun ‘aunt’.

If you feel like messaging and seeing where things could go, then tell me who your favourite musical artist is!