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38 [M4F] #Essex / #London - Oh hey. Wanna sit on my face?
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CaptainJohnLongcock is a male age 38 looking for a female in Essex
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I have no idea why I’m even writing this, it’s a hell of a long shot.

I’m Al, 38, 5’11”, white, dad bod build, bearded, rugged.

Nerdy guy.

I’ve been hankering for a cute girl to sit on my face for a while now. I’m very good at it but haven’t had the best of luck trying to find someone lately.

Reciprocation really isn’t necessary. I’m clean, disease free, don’t do drugs.

Happy to meet in a public place for a drink / coffee beforehand so you can get to know me a little and make sure there’s no red flags.

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a male
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38
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a female
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