Update: So it would seem when I posted this before that I underestimated the number of women that wanted to deliberately lose the game and whilst the game could still work with people trying to lose – the anticipation, tension and fun would be greater with players actually trying to win and so I’m posting again with revisions to the game added having agreed alternative kinky games sessions for those still interested from the original posts.  (Perhaps I should also be looking for a little Alex Horne to assist to).

Valentines Day Game

I am seeking two women to play a mystery game on Valentines Day.  The game is similar to a gameshow in that it has a number of ‘rounds’ culminating in a final game to determine the winner.  There is a mix of skill, knowledge and luck involved in the outcome of the game.

The winner will:

• Be taken out to be wined and dined at a romantic restaurant that evening.
• Receive a voucher for a spa day with three treatments.
• Optional: A promise from me to fulfil one of your wildest fantasies.  I have many of the usual toys as well as bigger items such as: sex machine (with single and/or double penetration attachments; portable glory hole; queening stool/smother box; pillory and (in keeping with the theme of this game) a gunge tank at my disposal.  I’m also happy to arrange for additional people who’ve been tested to ensure their clean if you wanted something like the gang bang escape room.

Whilst the loser of the game will:

• Be shackled to a chair (with wrist and ankle cuffs – ropes are not advisable on lubricated bodies) whilst the winner and I cover you in slime and custard pies.
• You will remain shackled to the chair dripping in filth whilst I take the winner out on the dinner date during which we will keep checking in on you via a private Zoom meeting on the laptop set up in the heated hotel room with you so I can check in on your welfare – and provided you are fine, so the winner and I can tease you from the dinner table.
• You will be released from the chair when the winner and I return to the hotel room at the end of the date so that you can clean yourself up so that you can serve the wishes of the winner and I for the remainder of the evening.  (We will remember to bring you some food though expect it to be served in a dog bowl).
• As part of aftercare the next day I shall take out for a consolation lunch – do remember to bring a change of clothes with you for if it wasn’t clear the Winner and I will be pieing and sliming you whilst you are wearing what you would have worn out to the Valentines date had you won.  Whilst I shall attempt to hand wash it whilst you wash off (and provide dry cleaning if it fails) it will not have dried overnight.  In case you forget to bring a change of clothes I will bring a silly chicken costume with me – not for any particular kink but because I think it would be funny to take a “hot chick” to Nandos (the consolation lunch can’t be as fancy as that as the winner’s date now can it?)

Ordinarily I don’t tend to go for one off play sessions as I am very much into the psychological aspects of kink and like to explore every facet of a partner’s kinky mind over time (indeed if you might be interested in a longer term Games Master/Player dynamic feel free to check out my last – long winded – personal here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BDSMPersonalsUK/comments/1gy7ivv/36_m4f_uk_take_my_hand_it_is_time_for_you_to/ ) but as my brother died on Valentines day a number of years ago I’m looking to change the narrative around that day. 

I intend to arrange to meet up for at least a coffee date with everyone interested before the day itself so we can have a vibe check with each other.  Whilst mystery is indeed attractive – I believe that in dating and kink that the mystery should be what the next adventure is that we will have together will be.  For that you need to develop trust through complete transparency so that if the next adventure you’re being led out into a field at night that it is for nude star gazing and not to dump the body.  As such I do not believe it is a good idea for people to make themselves the mystery.  Besides when has any of those mysterious strangers been keeping a secret that you were happy to find out about?  It’s usually something like they have a secret family (I don’t) rather than that they’re a secret millionaire (I’m not).

The game day itself will be held at a hotel.  Ideally the closer people are to Bristol the better but I am more than capable of travelling (indeed I travel the UK a lot) if it seems there are a couple respondents near each other such that it would be more convenient for me to go to a hotel closer to the respondents.

Hope to hear from you if you’re interested in these ValenSlimes Game (sorry I couldn't resist the wordplay, not sorry) and if not I genuinely hope you find what you’re looking for this Valentines day - just remember fortune favours the bold so go for whatever you’re looking for.