If this ad seems specific, it’s because it is… I’m fishing for a little lion… cough I mean, fishy... who likes to fish.

You: A chaotic, subby brat with ADHD-fueled energy, a penchant for eyeliner, fishnets, and nail polish. You’re unapologetically yourself, whether that’s in a black dress or boxing gloves, and I love a boy who’s not afraid to embrace both his fire and his softness. You’ve got a scream that could fill stadiums and a pout that could break hearts. (Bonus points if you’ve been collared before but are currently… unclaimed.) Forever adding to your canvas - new tattoos, new business ventures, new adventures, and new ways to wear your heart on your sleeve. Lately, you’ve been trading some vices for clarity; maybe I can help with that.

Me: A bitey alt Domme with long nails, winged eyeliner, and a knack for keeping untamed brats in check. I thrive on taming chaos while letting it shine. Sober, sharp, and always ready to set the tone - whether that’s tying you down to focus (literally… or not) or keeping up with your brilliant, unruly mind. I roll through life with style and precision - I’ll be thoroughly impressed if you can keep up, whether we’re breaking rules or making plans to take over the world. From building my tech empire to indulging my first love, fashion, I’ve always dreamed of living in London… Care to help me turn that dream into a reality?

Together: Think Ozzy and Sharon 2.0 - chaotic, iconic, somehow perfectly in tune, and just the right amount of dysfunctional genius. You bring the raw intensity; I’ll bring the discipline and the leash. Let’s make some noise, break a few rules, and create a legacy worth screaming about. Just promise me you’re not biting any bats’ heads off… I happen to love them.

P.S. If you’re not that subby, bratty rock star but know someone who fits the bill, feel free to send them my way. 🖤

P.S.2. I have a fishing pond full of fishes… yes, actually.