Please take two minutes to read my entire post before messaging me as I have included a screener question

Hey fellas, really avoided making my own post for ages, but responding directly to r4r posts hasn't panned out!

The first hurdle is gaining your trust that I am not a catfisher/photo stealer/blackmailer/time waster/scammer. Hopefully my extensive post and comment history will prove that I am real!

I know I have a long list of requirements but I am patient, I know what I want, and I am confident that I will find someone that ticks all the boxes:

A regular play mate who is very local to Epsom, Surrey - KT17 (a 20 minute drive at the most)

And can host (at your home, not hotels)

Is single

Available for sex at least twice a week

That I am attracted to and vice versa

Around my age (40)

Who can hold a conversation

And is cheeky, witty, flirty, sexy, confident, interesting and cute

Hey, a girl can dream eh?

My FWB is now too far away for us to be satisifed and I am one man gal so here I am again lord help me! I have never enjoyed sex so much - this is because I am insanely attracted to both his mind and his looks. I'm hopeful I can find another guy I click with who is local to me.

I don't do one offs but I don't want a boyfriend - so I guess exclusive sex partner it is?

No drama

No dates

No worries ;)

I am seeking a delicious blend of salty and sweet: fucking, foreplay, tenderness, passion, intimacy, lust, deep kissing, massages, spooning, sensuality, roleplay, banter, exploring our fantasies/kinks, giggles.

I want to build something special with a guy that turns me on both in mind and body. Exclusivity and frequent testing are ESSENTIAL because after I am sterilised, we won't be using protection.

If we like each other's face photos, I'm thinking we'll exchange voice notes, quick phone call which will serve as a vibe check, then a video call, phone sex, and finally meet up in public to see if we click. I won't be going all the way until I am absolutely sure we are a match, but your patience will be rewarded ;)

If you would like to find out more about me over and above the basics (40, single, no children, adventurous, neurospicy, pretty-ish, large-ish) please pop me a message AND include a movie that you love (so I know you have read my post).

Dealbreakers: you must be single, can host, non smoker, no drugs, no facial hair.

If you are unwilling to provide a verification photo I will not continue to chat with you. Sorry but I just don't have time to invest in loads of simultaneous chats, so I need to establish straight away if we are attracted to each other.

Please, if you do not live within 20 minutes of KT17 do not reach out as this won't work - I like it on the regular and I ain't trekking halfway around the M25 no matter how good you are lol.

Ellie xx