A job that will pay me a million a year to sit on my arse and spend time doing things I actually enjoy. I really don't think that's too much to ask. I'll even be flexible - it can either be a million pounds, or a million euro. I'll take either.

Now that I've put that out there for *manifestation* I'll get onto the reason I posted. I'm a 30 year old Irish guy, (would be a bit weird if I wasn't considering the title and all) but split my time between the UK and Ireland. I've not got full roots in either and happy to pack up and travel at the drop of a hat, so if you're somewhere else entirely, just convince me to go.

I've worked in a ton of different industries, from high end retail (and shit retail) to video production, to IT. I'm not shy of a bit of graft, but would still like that million quid to do what I like. Hobbies wise, I have a few. I like sports, fan of cooking (bigger fan of eating), working out and travelling. I've been to about 25 countries so far, but would love to double that number before I hit the big 3-5. Big ask, but there's a load of European spots I've not been to, and would like someone to go with.

I have a varied entertainment interest. Sure a live gig is great, and I go to plenty, but I am also happy to grab a cocktail and go watch a show in the West End. There's a great number of class bars in London that I know, that I am sick of visiting alone. Mainly because it gets really fucking expensive. Can also just chill at home in front of a movie, grab some popcorn, some chocs and a drink (can be alcoholic, must be alcoholic if it's a shit film). I prefer movies at home because you can pause them if you need the bathroom or if we get distracted.

I see a lot of people posting here looking for their perfect girl, already dreamed up in their head, and I get it but I am also not delusional, you certainly don't need to be perfect to be perfect for someone. I don't particularly have a type. Just don't be a slob and wash regularly and I'm pretty content. Kids are also not a dealbreaker, so long as I am only expected to be a daddy to you ;). Nah, seriously though, don't let kids, or a nightmare ex scare you off from messaging me. Just you know, don't have a penis. That's all I ask.

Right, lets leave that there so. If you think we'd vibe, pop me a message, chat is preferred. If you think we won't get on, that is totally a you problem. I'm amazing. Humble too. Anyway, thanks, bye.