My ex and her Mom would brag about ex’s bro’s dick size.. a lot.. and he’d show it off for them...

Me and ‘Rosie’ were together for about 4 years between our mid/late 20s and our early 30s.

I met her family early on and quickly got to know her Mum, Rachel, and her Brother, Jake.

Rachel was very late 40s and Jake was early 20s. Rachel undoubtedly had a ‘milf’ vibe to her and she looked dang good very late 40s.

One thing I realised quite early on was that Jake was a pretty erm ‘liberal guy’, often walking about the house in just boxers.

I was aware he was a bit of a sucker for leave the door open to change, playing pranks where he’d end up naked or just generally being a bit of a flaunt.

I heard about his endowment before I saw it when Rachel and Rosie joked ‘That boy has too much dick for his own good!’

Shocked, and a bit surprised I realised it was an open secret that Jake was packing down below.

It was routine for his enormous wang to be joked about. Examples include

‘Do i get a 6 inch subway or Jake size?’ ‘These cucumbers remind me I need to see if Jake needs a ride home’ ‘we’re doing sausages on the barbecue too, I trust Jake will brag he’s larger than them!’

And so on

I find this all erm rather confusing, especially when you’d regularly see him walk about the top floor of the house naked or just fail to cover up when you walked in on him changing

I found it very emasculating my ex girlfriend had spent time seeing a very large weiner in person and then had to contend with my significantly smaller one…

I found the blurring of the lines very erm unusual, with seeing how liberal Jake was with nudity on vacation and how it was normal to joke about his penis.

My ex and her Mum didn’t appear bothered at all!

I found it equals parts hot and strange

Let’s indulge in a detailed, engaging discussion about the hilarity of his penis size being so revered, let me share the stories I have with you and you can tell me what you think.

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