I’m looking for something a little unusual. If I’m going to find it anywhere, surely it’s Reddit!

I’m 35 and married, and everyone I know is settling down and starting families. I miss the days where we talked about our sex lives and dating. Maybe you can be the person who can fill the gap in my life for salacious gossip?

I’d like to find someone open-minded and still in the phase of your life where you have plenty of stories to share about your sexual adventures. You can think of me like your confidant, someone who you tell all the details with no fear of judgement. In fact, the more you tell me, the happier I’ll be. I want to hear about your crushes, your flirtations, your one-night stands, your relationships, your fantasies, the best sex you’ve had, the worst sex you’ve had, and whether you ended up going home with the guy you had a date with last night.

We’ll both know that I want you, and that even though I love hearing about your sex life, it also makes me a little jealous. I like the idea of wanting you, of hearing about what you get up to with other men, but knowing that I’ll never get you to myself. 

I don’t want the dynamic to be limited to just sex. If you’re the right partner then we’ll also click as friends, enjoy learning about one another and hearing about our everyday lives, and be able to imagine having good conversation over dinner and a glass of wine. 

I’m hoping that you are:

• Smart, articulate, and curious
• Interested in people and new experiences
• Younger than me
• Having good, frequent sex
• In it for more than a few days
• Attractive

What do I have to offer? I am:

• Well educated, ambitious, and successful in my career
• A good conversationalist
• Interested in you as a person, as well as in your sex life
• Physically attractive
• Emotionally intelligent

This will be an online only thing, but I’m open to meeting up in person if the stars align.