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43[F4M] # England # UK - This is a ad for a MEN who can ruin a lipstick but not mascara.
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sunsetjeans is a female age 43 looking for a male in United Kingdom
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That's not my quote, read it somewhere and I stole it.

Am brown, educated, plus size, stands 5.4 (on bare foot), married, white collar professional and seeking a well educated, nerdy, tall man in spectacle for long term connection / affair.

I live 1 hour 20 mins away from central London ( by train).

Have posted before for ONS in the past, not been successful but then I woke up and was like ' Nah. I realised I need conversation and chemistry.

Am old enough to know better, aware shouldn't be here but my spirit is young enough to do it anyways.

My birth certificate can confirm that I wasn't born yesterday and strictly no one under 40 please.

Consistency, effort is important and so is mutual attraction.

When i am having a bad day, there is always a cupcake.

Would like a man who is into thick woman. I wish I could say Alexa, delete my soft tummy.

PS - I hate Geckos, sometimes I pause in the middle of whatever I am doing and thank God they don't have wings.

My 8 yrs old niece recently recorded me having a snooze and I regret to inform you that I sound like a baby elephant separated from its herd and trumpeting from away.

That means am very good in BED, can sleep for days and I snore.

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a male
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3 weeks ago