So every now and then, we like to try something different to catch the eye, this time let's see how you stack up on a yes/no quiz, read our post below and if you like what you read, then answer these questions, it's 5 points for every "yes" (unless otherwise stated in brackets).

If you like the sound of us and what we're after, if you score 36 or more, get in touch with: your score, a bit about you and the phrase "Ghostly cumquat".

The questions:

Are you male? (-10,000 points) Are you female? Are you bisexual? (5 Points for yes, 3 points for curiosity) Are you aware of, and happy with our situation? Would you say you were open-minded both in and out of the bedroom? Are you looking for an ongoing situation which involves friendship as well as flirting and fun? How old are you? (5 point for 30-45, 4 points for 46-50, 3 points 26-30 and 1 point for under 25 or over 50) Happy to swap pics and chat as a trio on 👻? Within 50 miles of the North West or West Midlands?

About us:

We're a couple but not in the conventional sense, we are having an affair together, so you could call us non-traditional or non-conformist, but we are a couple and together in our own way. This isn't for everyone and if it's not for you, we completely understand.

Looks-wise:

Him: M is 37, 6’4”, straight, dark hair, refers to himself as having a dad bod with an average dick that’s girthy and smooth (which V is very complimentary of). Interests: indie/rock, films, motorsports, gaming and random things. Located: North West

Her: V is 44, 5’8”, heavily bi-curious, curvy ("yes I’ve a tummy on me" she says), natural looking "enhanced" tits and absolutely covered in ink, with a pierced tongue and changeable hair colour. Interests: indie/rock, documentaries, formula 1, Wicca and crystal things. Located: West Midlands

We're looking for a woman that we can have ongoing in-person fun with, not just a flash in the pan - ideally we'd like someone curvy and also in a relationship however, if you're discreet and there's mutual attraction between us then that could work too.

If things work out, we like to do group chats on 👻 so we can all get to know each other and verify we are who we say with a live pic (we only use that as we've had bad times on other apps and won't be returning to them). We're open to starting online but would definitely want to have the opportunity for real life meets, so please be within a reasonable distance.

M & V