(SFW CLEAN POST Keep it clean please and Thankyou.) Hello fellow people on the internet,

Happy Sunday evening! I only intend on leaving this post up 24hours so here it goes.

Why am I posting here: I have given up on dating sites. I dislike going to bars or nightclubs. I feel the western world relies too heavily on drink. Also, I am not shaming “hook up culture.” As the longer I live on this Earth as a human the more I realise humans are (somedays) just glorified apes. However, it isn’t for me personally. Therefore Dating sites , Bars, nightclubs… The normal places where us humans may attempt to attract a mate…Those are off the table. Which is why I am here.

Some information which I consider relevant about me: 21 years old, I work, and still live with family and due to the unholy property costs in Glasgow I most likely always will be living with family. I have a cat and I like art and hiking and the colour red.

I have been called “Boring” on more than one occasion by previous people I have dated. I believe this is due to be not drinking, smoking, or travelling outside of Scotland often. I kinda just work and sleep and make art whenever I can. I have been asked previously if I am autistic due to my lack of conversation when in company of others. The answer to that is I have never been diagnosed with autism so I doubt it.

I do not purposely avoid contributing to conversations. I just often don’t have much to say and I do not know why this is. I think it is just part of my personhood. I think it is just part of being “boring.” After 21 years I doubt this will change. I am often comfortable with long silences. I enjoy sitting with other people and simply enjoying their company in silence. This has proven to be greatly offputting to others. (Aka the people I try to date.)

So, I need someone who is also boring. We can be boring together. I don’t care if you are male or female. I would not necessarily consider myself part of the alphabet mafia. I just don’t necessary care if you have a uterus or if you have a prostate.

So, to wrap this all up. I am ready to try dating again. I will pin a photo of my face on my account. Any other relative questions in regards to this post please feel free to ask. Thankyou for taking the time to read. And happy Sunday. :)