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Back once again (a renegade disaster)!
I’ve tried this probably a half a dozen times before, made some cracking connections but for whatever reason, they’ve not made it across the border and into the city.
32yo reasonably fat lass (if I were a foot shorter, I’d be two foot wider) with a fantastic arse and a cracking sense of humour seeks one adult for committed connection, mutual understanding and the option to discuss why dark chocolate gingers are the ultimate choice of biscuit.
Please do not open the conversation with a picture of your cock, it goes straight into the universal group chat of femmes where we collect all the unsolicited pics and have a good laugh at whatever you use to demonstrate size. It’s always banana for scale, you fools!
I’m not looking for anything short term, and I am 100% secure in my current life so I’d like you to be adding joy to it, not causing me grief. In return, you’ll get an absolute legend made of support, comedy timing, practical skills and nymphomaniac tendencies.
Located in Northamptonshire, travel for work, 6’1’’, curly brunette, into stuff, likes cooking, cocktails and throwing a good do - vol au vents included.
I hope to hear from at least one person - I’m sure I’ve come on too strong and appear to be a complete ballbuster but hopefully it’ll weed some of the trash out! 🍾
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