Happy bank holiday reddit! I’m looking for something slightly unusual. If I’m going to find it anywhere, surely it’s here!

I’m 34 and married, and everyone I know is settling down and starting families. I miss the days where we talked about our sex lives and dating. Maybe you can be the person who can fill the gap in my life for salacious gossip?

I’d like to find someone open-minded and still in the phase of your life where you have plenty of stories to share about your sexual adventures. You can think of me like your confidant, someone who you tell all the details with no fear of judgement. In fact, the more you tell me, the happier I’ll be. I want to hear about your crushes, your flirtations, your one-night stands, your relationships, your fantasies, the best sex you’ve had, the worst sex you’ve had, and whether you ended up going home with the guy you had a date with last night.

We’ll both know that I want you, and that even though I love hearing about your sex life, it also makes me jealous. But we’ll also both accept that it’s very unlikely that I’ll ever get to have you. I like the thought of wanting you, of hearing about what you get up to with other men, but knowing that I’ll never get you to myself.

I don’t want the dynamic to be limited to just sex. If you’re the right partner then we’ll also click as friends, enjoy learning about one another and hearing about our everyday lives, and be able to imagine having good conversation over a drink and dinner.

I’m hoping that you're smart, articulate, curious and in it for more than a few days. You're (almost) as interested in me as I am in you, and you like new people and experiences. Age isn't the most important, but you're probably younger than me. More important is that you have an interesting and exciting sex life and want to tell me about it. Physically you're most likely to be my type if you're pretty and slender, fit, or petite.

What about me? I usually prefer to be modest, but these posts don't call for modesty. I'm a good conversationalist, empathetic, well-educated, ambitious, and successful in my career. I want to get to know you as a person and talk about our lives and interests, not only your sex life. Physically, I've been told I'm attractive by enough people to believe it, and I'm happy to describe myself in detail or exchange pictures once we get talking.

Once we get to know one another here on Reddit, my preferred platform for communication is Telegram. This will be online only to begin with, but I'm open to meeting in person with the right person after we've built a foundation of trust.

Hope to hear from you soon x