Even writing that title is immediately making me feel incredibly abnormal and not very hopeful that this will receive a good audience, but I will persevere...

Simply put, I take great enjoyment in all things bra and boob related. I'm very jealous of the femininity and wonderful curves that bras create, and the exciting colours and styles that they can be. It's amazing how different it's possible to make boobs look in different bras and tops, I find myself wondering in quite a non-sexual way how it's possible to tailor your boobs to different occasions and outfits, depending on the audience and event. There isn't really a male equivalent and it's sad that we don't get to ornament our own bodies so much.

So I guess there is this natural fascination, combined with a curiosity, wanting to feel pretty and also slightly jealous that I don't have some lovely boobs of my own and I will ask you endless questions about your experiences of having boobs.

I've tried the odd bra or two on before and have been disappointed how unflattering they are. But maybe I need to keep on searching, and take some advice, and just put myself out there a bit.

I'm not proposing anything super-rushed like a meetup tomorrow, and there are lots of levels we could take this to depending on your comfort level or how well we click, and how safe I feel with you, which are obviously important.

I'm quite happy to just chat about this, for you to tall.me through your bras and what effect they have, how they make you feel and how you chose them. Maybe you can share links to them in online shops so I can get a visual idea.

Or if comfortable, you could lay out all your bras, take a photo and talk me through the same. I guess this is the same really, but feels a bit more naughty and real.

Or if we get on really well and we convince each other we're not mad, we could meet up somewhere public and go into a changing room or quiet space somewhere for me to try on some of your bras that you've brought. Obviously this will only work well if we're a similar size, but if not maybe I can still get a feel by holding them up against my body?

If you've read this far without dismissing me, then well done, and I would be ever so excited to receive a red chat notification! 🙂