Hello!

Thanks for at least clicking in. I guess it shows you might be the type of person that I am seeking or you’ve got fat fingers and clicked the wrong ad.

This is not my first time doing this thing but it is time to cast the net again. To be clear, I am not single and I’m in a long term relationship- if it’s not your thing, I respect that but I won’t hide it.

It should go without saying but I have no desire to detonate your world and discretion is guaranteed. Maybe we are in a similar situation; home life is not massively unhappy but it is devoid of acknowledgment, attention and affection, you’ve not felt the pang of excitement to speak to someone about anything and everything.

I am serious about finding someone but I am not looking for someone who is serious too often. Life is tough enough, the winter is coming, the nights are drawing in so some positivity in the gloom of the dark mornings and afternoons is much needed. My humour is dark, gallows like, but I am a decent, caring and passionate character who enjoys a good rant if the subject matter sparks

I am an assertive type, perhaps dominant traits but I am no narcissist- I want to get into someone’s head and dominate their thoughts, I have the time to invest if we click. I am a hybrid of introvert and extrovert - I tell a good story about life experiences (I’ve written one, take a look if you like), I can hold people’s attention but on the flip I can be quiet, considered and I’m a lover of data

I am a sports lover - if it is not your bag, relax, I have come here to discuss tactics and the stories of the week! I enjoy being active - cycling and working out. I have a love affair with Spain, I love sunshine and animals. I have a voracious drive, a reasonable turn of phrase and can paint a picture with my words; if you’ve read my previous experience you’ll have your own opinion.

As for you and who you are, I am open minded. A shared interest or trait would naturally help. 18 , obviously, I imagine we will probably be better aligned the closer our age but personality is the key.

Your location isn’t a big deal but given my location, it would be cool if you were near or perhaps visited near if we really got along

Despite what we say, an attraction of sorts will make or break things. To give you an insight; I’m 6’6, burly build - a rugby player style frame at 108kg. Shaved head, green eyes with glasses, beard, hairy chest, huge hands with long and thick probing fingers (let’s face it, fingering is an under appreciated act, right?), muscular, defined thighs, well hung (I always wonder if that gets said during an execution), with a good girth, huge feet (I am one of the few people that is genuinely pleased to get socks for Christmas, that’s what you thought I am sure)

Right, that’s me done. Why not come and chat? Don’t be shy, feel free to introduce yourself we might just be what we are looking for.

In the meantime, it’s time to chill on the sofa, google “how the fuck do I keep my feet warm at this time of year”, have a coffee and gaze at whatever is on the tv.