Well, to start, thanks for clicking even if you fucked up and didn’t mean to!

I guess I should start with some basic cliches and caveats as is the custom. My discretion is guaranteed, you can trust me and time will show this. I have no desire to blow up your life or my own. My home life isn’t a pit of misery, it’s disconnected and devoid of affection; we all ultimately wish to feel wanted right?

As a result, I have time on my hands. I work and finish early, so I would like someone who can be fairly available. Life happens but so does boredom.

I am an assertive guy, kind, deeply dark humoured and often say inappropriate things because they amuse me. I have lived a life, made some bad choices, experienced some difficulties and made some life changes so I’ve a tale to share, I have a little wisdom and I like to get to know people.

Your conversation and personality will get me on the hook but I’d be a liar if I said aesthetics don’t hold some relevance. I am 6’6, my head is shaved, I wear glasses and I’ve green eyes. I have a short beard, hairy chest. I am not a stereotypical lanky tall guy, I’m 17.5st, I work out daily, my arms are toned, my legs are well sculpted and whilst I am a reasonably well hung, thick girth and I’ve a high drive but I’m not in a rush for NSFW conversation - you, I and we have to be right.

Having had some failed attempts at this; please be 18 (didn’t think that would need saying but you live and learn), be curious, an open book as I would like to get to learn a bit about you and hope you would too. I am willing to share pics and would like you to as well once we’ve mutual confidence. It would be w bonus but not a dealbreaker if you were local as who knows maybe one day we’d like to go for a coffee together. My interests are an insight to me, you don’t need to like them but great if we’ve common ground.

So, speaking of those interests; I am a sports fan- I live and breathe it, especially football, love dogs, exercise is a lifestyle arrangement more than an interest, I love food but I’m better at eating it than making it, comedy, I am fascinated by how things work and I am impassioned about the struggle of the “underdog” in a variety of forms. I live for sunshine and have a love affair with Spain.

There we go, if you’ve read this you’ve made it to the end. I am sure I’ll be receiving a good number of views, a less impressive number of replies but in life you’ve got to roll the dice.

So, I’ll be on the sofa, dreading work tomorrow, having a coffee, wishing I had cake (coffee and walnut is immense - judge me, I don’t care) and wondering if there is credence in an online platform for matching amputees to split the costs of shoes and gloves.

Laters