Hi! I love the buzz when my chat notification turns orange with naughty new messages. It turns me on when people tell me what filthy things they have on their minds, or describe what they’d like to do with me. Why don’t you send me a chat?
“But why should I message you out of all the horny guys on here?” I hear you ask, “there’s literally hundreds of you!”
Well!
What you get from me:
- A 35M, personable, chatty person who likes making dumb jokes.
- I've got an open mind and I can talk in complete sentences.
- I’ve also got a dirty mind, and like using those complete sentences to describe what I’d like to do to you. Sexting, roleplay - all good with me.
- I WFH so I’m around most of the day.
- A year-old account with karma and posting history, so you know I’m a genuine hyooman bean. _ Got a penchant for big dicks…? Maybe look at my profile :)
You?:
- Ideally have an account with posting history; I want to talk to real people, not fake accounts.
- Can hold a conversation. One sided sexting is basically just solo masturbation, and I’m quite good enough at that, thank you very much.
- Are 18 , but I’m otherwise unfussed about age.
Come hit me with whatever you want: tell me about your most memorable sexual experiences; let me know what you’re into, or ask me the same; describe a dream, fantasy or bucket list item; like what you see? Let me know;...show me your tits? Idk, I’m pretty easy.
So I know you’ve read to the end: describe your current underwear (or lack thereof) 😉
Thanks for reading!
NB: the original poster of this message is u/StillRockHard. If another account is posting this, they've copied it for whatever reason.
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