Hello!

Thanks for at least clicking in. I guess it shows you might be the type of person that I am seeking or you’ve got fat fingers and clicked the wrong ad.

This is not my first rodeo and it is definitely time for my next. To be clear, I am not single and I’m in a long term relationship- if it’s not your thing, I respect that but I won’t hide it.

The oft wheeled out cliche; “I’m not looking to change your situation….”, is not exactly true. Sure, I don’t want to launch a grenade in your life but I do want to make you smile, be eager to see each others name flash up with a new message and ignite the desire that lurks within.

Life is tough enough so good atmospheres and laughter are super important to me. I am a caring, passionate character but I love bad humour. Not personal stuff but the kind of thing that’s on the border of “you can’t say that”

I have an assertive personality, I guess I have dominant traits but I am not really in that lifestyle. Stats and numbers are a bit of a passion of mine, I am curious about data, I love sports, enjoy cycling, worship the sun and I love animals; especially dogs. I have a voracious drive, a vivid imagination, a reasonable turn of phrase and can tell a story (I’ve written one, it’s on my profile and it did indeed happen).

As for you, I am open minded. It would be good if we shared some interests or traits. Personality is more important than age but /- 10 years will probably work best. I don’t discount anyone but given my location, southern may work better just in case we really hit it off.

Despite what we say, an attraction of sorts will make or break things. To give you an insight; I’m 6’6, burly build - a rugby player style frame. Shaved head, green eyes with glasses, beard, hairy chest, huge hands with long and thick probing fingers (let’s face it, fingering is an under appreciated act, right?), muscular, defined thighs, well hung with a good girth, huge feet (I am one of the few people that is genuinely pleased to get socks for Christmas, that’s what you thought I am sure)

Right, that’s me done. Why not come and chat? Don’t be shy, feel free to introduce yourself we might just be what we are looking for.

In the meantime, it’s time to chill on the sofa, have a coffee, contemplate the best biscuit accompaniment (suggestions welcomed) and quietly dread that work awaits tomorrow