First of all, here's me - mutual attraction is important for these kinds of things, no? (Will share face privately, and I hope you'd be open to doing the same.)

I'll be blunt: I'm a newly-christened Londoner who is seeking comfort between a woman's thighs. You'd be a female Londoner aged 20-30, allergic to the mere idea of shaving down there (although trimmed is also OK) and you'd be single.

It's important that I connect with you, so we're not JUST gonna be talking sex, but if you're the type of woman who can make me laugh and make time fly like nobody's business, I'd like to be the reason your mind goes blank and your needs remain sated. Let me repent at your altar. Not explicitly looking for a purely oral thing - I'm very much into body worship, so if that sounds like your thing, let me know what your idea of body worship is.

Please note I'm not currently looking for reciprocal oral. I'm not a touch-me-not, I do like receiving, but that would be a "later down the line" thing if we do this on a regular basis. Whatever the case, it's all about you. I am ideally looking for this to be a recurring thing. Entirely open to this becoming serious if it happens organically, but zero pressure. Bonus points if you're open to hanging out casually too - not obligatory, but would be great!

Kink-specific addition: worth mentioning that I'm a switch. Happy to be more dominant or submissive if you want, just let me know. We can discuss specifics in PMs. Equally just as happy to leave the kink stuff out of it and get diving 🤿

A few things:

• To the het-partnered girlies - I don't care if your boyfriend's okay with you fucking girls; I don't care if you need a third. I'm not a vacation from your boring het relationship. If my head's in-between your legs, I expect to be the only tenant. Single women only!

• Ideally, you'd be able to host - even better if it's between zones 1-4, but I'll go further out for the right woman (within London!)

• most body types are A-OK with me, but I am not attracted to overweight (overweight meaning obese)

• I am clean with up-to-date STD test results & I would expect the same from you