Megustalations🤘🏻

First impressions are probably accurate, but will also be totally incorrect 🤔

Recently back to bald, and whilst not much of a fan of sharing dick pics I do consider it a little unfair that tits are so prominently displayed so ... a compromise was taken. Along with the photograph 😏

From head To head

I'm a full-time van-lifer, and jaded kinkster. Atypical yet generic, I seek now something simple: someone to listen to the rain with; to play boardgames with; to take traveling into suburban wilderness, to embrace embarrass and arouse.

I'm an autistic flat affect - I feel more than I show. Manic and contrapuntal, I'll roll from pulling you out to dance (to swing and pop and rock and soul) in the rain, in silence, through crowds and empty rooms, to wanting to be alone in the corner with quiet and solitude. Though a companion curled around or resting on me would hopefully become a welcome addition.

To that, adventurous explorers are wanted, for UrbEx and kink sex, my curious cuisine and general involvement with the queer scene, though the chances for these will likely be select.

I love to ramble - on a page, on a stage, invariably off track. Off-beaten paths are preferred over oft-beaten paths, and I'm as off-beat as a deadpan delinquent of life and love can be. I enjoy cryptids and gore, body horror and more and especially adore the absurd: in life, cinema and humour, of which my own is a M.A.S.H. up - Hawkeye leading into Yossarian, Sam Vimes, Tom Allen and Bernard Black via Keith Lemon and Granny Kumar.

Top films, shows and books not already referenced include The Sadness, Phantom of the Paradise, Frankenstein Girl vs Vampire Girl, Night Train to Terror, Yummy; Santa Clarita Diet, Komi Can't Communicate, The Gilmore Girls, Over The Garden Wall, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel; Of Human Bondage, The End of Alice, Thief of Time.

Sole mates are doubted, but would be enjoyed. I'm open to poly-am as long as I'm the emotional anchor. My sex drive tends to be a little low, though with the right partner it does spike incredibly high.

Sexually I'm into TPE, predicament bondage, typically more cognitive play than a basic pump and dump. Darker intimacies and thoughts especially engage. I have a love of bare-handed punishment and watching you struggle and grow frustrated as you edge. Typically a cerebral degradation or coercive aspect is required to fully engage me. I like to dress and display those I tease, and, as with almost everything, the suggestion is more important than the actuality when it comes to mental engagement. Having your figure framed in fabric will likely always be more of a turn-on than unnuanced nudity. I will want to tease you in much the same manner, to unlock your taboo enjoyments and craft a way to have you embrace them and entwine them into your life in such a way as to free up your inhibitions and elevate your enjoyment of both your arousals and yourself.

Contrary to and yet in full support of this freedom, I also have a penchant for directing self-bondage, particularly with a sadistic twist. Either watching remotely, arriving to find you trussed and ready, or seeing you submit more fully by preparing yourself for me as I watch, willfully making it so that you are unable to escape from my attentions. Facets that play into this are sensory deprivation - blindfolds and headphones most typically - to further heighten physical stimulation from touch and temperature play.

Whilst a lot of what I enjoy steps into DDlg on many points, should that be your predilection, I'd be seeking a middle more than a little. My interests there are for the aesthetic and psycho-sexual side - although tasks and pastimes typically suited for younger minds do engage my degradation kinks.

All that said, in short I love to corrupt and force changes through choice. To make people choose submission for a selfish reason. Your being edged and made to put on a show to climax as an example, or perhaps a dildo just far enough out of reach that you can only tease yourself, leading to your begging to be spanked or facefucked so you're pushed back that extra inch. More generic humiliation is also enjoyed, but this kind of self-induced debasement is key to most of my arousals. Typically anything showing innocence tainted.

Relationship wise, should that be sought, I yearn for someone to love. Inherently cynical yet optimistic, romance is something I crave, although how I show it may be aberrant.

Daily dating life would likely involve walking in woodland, hunting for abandoned and spooky places, playing games into the night, my cooking up a storm in a saucepan if not a teacup, and watching horror movies and TV series with bad wordplay for our various sensorial delights.

Come be the focus of my loving attention and suffer the barbs of my endless puns. Talk to me. Let me into your head. I'll make you better. I'll make you mine.