(Note - It's always okay to message me, even if this post has been up for a while! I'm always happy to chat <3)

That's a hell of a forward statement, isn't it? But please, hear me out:

For one, I want to be honest about what it is I'm looking for. I wouldn't want it to suddenly come as a surprise later on, as if you were expecting one thing, only to discover that the "real me" was suddenly very different. That would just feel... disrespectful. I wouldn't want to do that to you.

Two, I don't want my forwardness to give the impression that all I want is just some slut of a woman? After all, I'm at least somewhat demisexual--which means I tend to feel much more sexually attracted to friends than I do to strangers. I don't care how sexual things got, I would always want someone I'm lewd with to know I'd sooner be there for them as a friend than as a sexual partner. This might be a hell of a way to word it, but I'd sooner tend to one woman's heart than a hundred women's pussies; no matter how horny we were for each other, I'd want to make sure you felt cared about and respected first, lusted for second.

That said, while I feel like damn near every guy claims they want a woman that's horny "all the time", only to realize a little too late what that actually means--and how little they can actually keep up--once they finally find such a woman?

...I'm no sexual god. I know there are women that could outpace me.

But holy fuck does past experience tell me I'm one hell of a horny bastard.

I want to find a woman that shares my interests, that we can make each other laugh and smile. I want to find the sort of woman that we'd be happy to just snuggle close to each other, whether we ramble on and on, or whether we just sit there just quietly happy to be next to each other. I want to find a woman that shares my passion for video games, regardless of she takes things slow and casual or could completely kick my ass. I'd want us to appreciate each other, respect each other, care about each other, and just generally make each other happy.

I wouldn't want the innocent side of whatever we had to suffer, and I'd never want us forgetting that was a part of what we meant to each other.

Because with the sort of libido I have, and the sort of libido I'd hope to find in a lover?

I'd want her feeling like she could not only spend every single fucking second we were together orgasming over and over and over, but to be so fucking horny that she damn near wanted to.

I know how it sounds when a guy makes claims like that, but honest truth, I've more than once heard concerns from potential lovers about being "too horny"--and I don't mean in the sense of "wow, you're such a perv", but rather in the sense of if they could even keep up.

So if you've ever felt seen as "too horny" yourself? If you've ever worried about how you'd look to your friends if they knew just how horny you really are, how much time you spend pleasuring yourself, how often you'd be lewd if someone let you... and yet despite all that, it's not that you want to be a slut--at least, not for anyone but perhaps your closest friends--but rather you just want someone that respects you, that understands you, that isn't about to judge you, and wouldn't ever want you to feel like you have to hold back?

Trust me, I get it. Fuck, I feel that.

...and here I am, having rambled on about "sex sex sex sex sex sex sex" and have said so very little about the other parts of my life. If some part of you is maybe cracking a small smile in amusement at that, because it reminds you all too much of how you tend to feel yourself, well... perhaps we'd get along well.

Still though, what about those other parts?

For one, I absolutely love video games. It's a struggle when I get asked what my favorite is, because I have so many I like for all sorts of different reasons. I do tend to gravitate towards platformers, action adventure, puzzle, and "indie games" in general for their creativity compared to bigger titles. RPGs and shooters can be a bit more hit or miss. I do enjoy cooperative multiplayer quite a bit, though I wouldn't say I'm entirely against competitive play.

I'm not going to sit here and claim that I'm "big into anime" specifically, but it is something that I will watch at times. Likewise for plenty of stuff on YouTube. It might be a bit different from just "putting on a movie", but I wouldn't at all be against watching stuff together sometime, if that was your thing.

And even if not, it's no uncommon for me to just... want to chat? Be it text or voice, I'd happily ramble on about my day, or listen to you ramble on about yours. Hell, if anything, the length of this post alone should probably make it clear that I can be a bit of a wordy bastard. Don't ever hesitate to just tell me to shut up, you know? At least once we're close enough friends for you to know I won't take it the wrong way, of course.

And while I'd probably said more than enough on sex, it's probably worth getting out of the way that I am 99% a dom, but generally the much more caring, gentle, teasing sort. I've never been the sort to be into degrading partners, so do not expect the "abuse, use, and discard you like the slut you are" type. As for kinks, well... hyper, excessive cum, multiple orgasms, extreme horniness, titfucking, receiving oral, mutual masturbation, cock worship. Most of the hard no's are the "obvious" ones, though the one I know can be pretty hit or miss: I'm not into anal. At all.

Likewise, I know this subreddit tends to be 90% RP ads, and I can see how it would be easy to assume that this post is the same. I want to be clear that this is me looking for likeminded furs for meaningful friendship, and possibly more should we find we get along that well. I don't RP, and I wouldn't want to lead anyone on.

For the most part though, what I'm looking for at the moment is a woman that shares my interests--both innocently and not--that is ideally someone in their late twenties to early thirties, and wants to spend time getting to know someone, be it with the intention of just being lewd friends, or with the possibility of exploring if just maybe we'd like each other enough to desire something more.

Finally, for the sake of weeding out those that skip the post and only read the title, do me a favor and mention something about pineapples upon saying hello? It can be anything you'd like, even just mentioning the word. But it does really help, because it is unfortunately pretty common for some to read nothing but the title, think "horny guy let's fucking go", and then... entirely miss the mark.

But at this point... I have to imagine that you're still reading, something I said must have spoken to you. And so by all means, I'd be happy to chat and see if we get along. Even a simple "hello" is fine if you're a bit too shy to say more at first.

I look forward to hearing from you~

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