Needed a break from the porn and such and decided to run a few errands for a couple hours. Was going to swing by the ymca for a sauna and check out some dick, but got distracted by guys playing basketball at a nearby park. Shirts and skins. The skins were young and hot with exceptional physiques. Every muscle was visible. Wore my Jean with the hole in the crotch cuz I like to slip a finger in now and again. By the time I left two hours later, I could slip two fingers in and almost get a nut out. One of shirtless guys asked if I wanted to play, but I said I’d rather watch. You like to watch, huh? Double-triple meaning there I told him. Ha!

Because I was high af, it was 7 hrs later when I finally got home. My belt was unbuckled and my button fly jeans were open before I even got back in my apartment, and fully naked within seconds. Took 2 or 3 hits off the bong because I couldn’t wait long enough to get a booty bump prepped. While it was dissolving…porn on the tv, two laptops, kindle, my old phone, and my newer phone. Lights and mirrors arranged. Thrust that booty bump in and went way overboard on the coconut oil. Back and forth across my chest until in ran down to my feet. Looking in the mirror, the light hit the streaks just so.

It was then I realized I hadn’t brought any of the purchases in from the car. Pulled on a pair of red mesh running short shorts and got a good semi and bounced down the stairs shirtless, streaked in oil, and my junk barely contained. It had already gotten dark, so I think i remained fairly inconspicuous.

There is absolutely no point to this post. I’m just yammering and babbling.

And while I’m at it…I feel as though I need to fix gay porn. The guy with the big dick always fucks the guy with the great ass. I wanna see the big dick swinging and bouncing while he’s getting fucked by the guy with the great ass. I wanna see that great ass flexing with every thrust.

Fuck sakes. I’m still at it. Whenever I’m high as fuck I alllllways want to get a nipple pierced, but I never ever do. Frankly cuz I want to be stroking my dick while it happens and I don’t think the piercing person would enjoy it as much as I.

While I’m on the subject, lol seriously, my ultimate fantasy is to host a 109-man orgy and film it. I will undress each one to see if they meet my requirements. If they could use a trim or a shave someone will be designated. I will then apply coconut oil to every inch of their body and send them out to the rooftop to be begin preparing the many pipes, bongs, lines, booty bumps, whatever for the onslaught of guys that are arriving. By the time the 100th has entered, things have very much commenced. Yay me!

That should probably conclude my nonsense for now.

Oh yea! Drink some water.