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Hi there
I'm very keen on finding a girl who would be happy to friendzone me online. I could be your "beta bestie" who poses no threat, never steps out of line and is just grateful for your friendship and any attention you give me.
You are probably way out of my league and would never go for someone like myself. I lack typical masculine confidence around girls and I'm too nervous to try it on with you. However, this does not stop me lusting over you, even though I know our friendship would never go any further.
I'd probably read any messages you send me in seconds as I receive little female attention and would be a little desperate. I am always there when you need to vent, talk about any problems or just want someone to talk to who will always agree with what you say.
This situation can be pretty flexible however some fun ideas could be:
- You openly talk about your dates/boyfriends
- Complain about issues such toxic masculinity to me
- Ask my advice on your outfits
- Playfully make fun of me
- Lead me on and tease me
Any other ideas you can think of??
About me:
I'm 30
Tall and skinny
"Cute" looks
Shy
Love reading, gaming and photography
If this sounds interesting to you, please send me a chat :-)
Thanks for reading! x
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