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Hi Goddesses and Queens,
Would someone please allow me to be their personal maid and clean their house/apartment?
Why should you have to clean up after yourself? Let me do it for you! I would be honored to bring your favorite wine, a bell, and a positive attitude while you order me to scrub down your bathroom or get that spot in the back of your oven.
Put your hair down and relax while I do what I want to do more then most anything on Earth, which is serve you!!!
Your comfort is my number one concern, and I know that I need to be at my best to earn this kind of position. I am ready!
Physically I am in good shape and can move around heavy objects, flexible to get under your bed, and smart enough to know not to fuck around and take my tasks seriously.
You won't regret this, and I'm down to always come back for routine housework. We can do adhoc orders too if I am close enough. Cooked a big dinner and don't want to do the dishes? I can be on call. Does the lawn need weeding? Who is your bitch :).
Please let me know if you are interested, I would love to apply myself!
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