Hey guys, just a bot owner here, trying to ensure to bot is ready for the open seas of the web after reddit gold wears off. But rather than just get free karma, I offer a joke:

So a man walks into a bar, and as he begins to approach the counter, he notices a donkey in the corner and a sign that reads: "Make that donkey laugh and win all the money in this jar." Curious, he asks the bartender about the jar.

The bartender explains, "well, for the past few weeks my donkey has been depressed, a few patrons have musingly tried to remedy it, so I've decided to turn it into a bit of a game."

The man agrees to the game and walks over to the donkey, whispers something in his ear, and few seconds later the the bar is filled with the donkey's laughter. The shocked bartender hands over the money in the jar, the man buys a few drinks, and leaves later on.

A week later, the man returns to the bar to find the donkey still laughing, and a new sign on the counter. "All the money in this jar, and an additional $100, goes to anyone who can get the donkey to stop laughing." After questioning the bartender, he explains "that damn donkey hasn't stopped laughing since he started to week ago. If you fix it, the money's yours. I just can't stand it anymore!"

So the man walks over to the donkey, a few seconds pass, and the donkey begins crying. Having eagerly handed the money over, the bartender says "before you go, I've got to know... Tons of other people have tried to make the donkey laugh, and tons have tried to make him cry. You gotta tell me how you did it."

"Well," the man replies, "the first time I went over and told him that I've got a larger undercarriage than him, and he burst out laughing."

"...and to make him cry?" the bartender asks.

The man replies, "this time, I proved it to him."

Apologies if the writing was a bit all over the place; I haven't told the joke in ages, not to mention it's harder to write than to demonstrate in person. Hope you all enjoyed it!