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40M [M4F] - (21703) - Seeking Short-Stack for Friendship and Flirtatious Fun
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EverydayDadBodThings is a male age 40 looking for a female in Frederick, MD
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I've always had the biggest crushes on the fun-sized and buxom ladies in my orbit of friends. Alas, they've always been otherwise attached but I still harbor that secret fantasy about a flirtatious affair with the more vertically challenged among the female populace. I find myself at a point in my life where I have the time and motivation to potentially do something about that dream.

You ---- Under 5'4" and with ample enough assets to push past the standard first 5 letters of the bra alphabet (F? G? H?!). Witty, flirty, educated, laughs at corny humor, disease, drug and tobacco free. Understands that being attached and happy doesn't mean the desire for new adventures goes away. Perhaps you share my enthusiasm for the Art of Teasing, lingerie, oral, enjoy extended sessions of foreplay and wouldn't mind a male partner focusing extra attention on your breasts and nipples? Proximity to Western/ Central MD and South/ Central PA region would be nice but I'm perfectly fine with long distance / Online only.

Mutual attraction is key. I hope to exchange details and SFW pictures relatively early on but I will defer to you on when and how more risqué stuff gets involved.

Me ---- Married, father, Mediterranean Heritage, 5'8", 165lbs, fit and athletic with nice arms and a runner's butt. Blue eyes, salt and pepper hair with matching beard scruff. DILF? I'll let you decide! Aside from starting my 'silver-fox' stage early - I don't particularly look or feel 40. Disease, drug and tobacco free. Average length member with above average girth. Vas-safe - so no potential issues there if things should ever progress. I'm attentive, passionate and gentle but am happy to get a little feisty if called for. Oh, and I will absolutely take advantage of that erogenous zone around your neck, ears and shoulders if given the chance.

You’ve read this far - you're a Champ! If any of the above piques your interest, well - I'd love to chat and learn more about you. No low effort replies please - tell me about your favorite band / artist to break the ice!

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9 months ago