Not gonna bore y'all with the long story, but this kid wanders up to our front yard in the middle of a rush party and says that he "heard we were the best frat on campus and wanted to pledge and rail sorostitutes". Kids wearing an american flag tank top and chubbies and I don't let him into the house but instead tell him to take a walk with me to talk about why he's actually rushing. He looks at me and goes, "oh shit yeah dude a frat walk!" And I told him not to call it that but he did a couple more times so I finally gave that battle up. I tell him he might be better suited rushing other houses and he immediately asks me if I want some coke. Ten minutes later, we kicked him out and told him to rush other houses because he wouldn't be receiving a bid. Fuck those kids. Good luck with rush y'all.