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Bebe is coming for you! Choose your bodyguards carefully.
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You’ve angered Bebe by winning a role in a high-profile advertising campaign that her number one client, Dr Frasier Crane, was also up for. If you were somehow unexpectedly incapacitated, then Dr Crane would be offered the gig. You are in danger! But luckily you can hire three characters from the show (main, recurring, guest or even extras, if you so wish) to protect you from Bebe’s doubtless unrelenting onslaught of spiked Nervosa coffees, perky assistants wielding poison darts and assorted hired goons. Who are you choosing? Extra points for creative thinking!

Mine are: Martin - ex cop, owns gun; Frasier’s Aunt Zora - terrifying, wields a meat tenderiser in a way that would reduce a mobster to a whimpering mess; Daphne - psychic powers, can warn you when evil is near.

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As if a smile from Maris couldn't freeze mercury....

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