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i long to be a table
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i lie naked on my back on a coffee table while you turn on the tv and crack open a beer.

you put sauce covered wings directly on my stomach, periodically while eating you wipe your hands on my face and hair making sure i’m as messy as possible.

my stomach gargles and you laugh at me, you tell me to open wide as you chew up a wing and spit it in my mouth, you tell me not to swallow just yet as you take a swig of beer and spit it in my mouth again, you alternate spitting wings and beer until my mouth is overflowing, then i’m allowed to swallow and i am so grateful you fed me.

you finish two beers while eating and shove the empty bottles up my holes, they’re only good for storage anyway.

when you’re done eating you wipe your mouth with a napkin and stick it in my mouth, you lean back and rest your feet (shoes on preferred) on my face and cunt while watching tv, kicking me if i move or make noise. after a while you realize your cock needs warming, so you take a beer bottle out of my cunt to warm your cock in, but the beer bottle made it too loose for a warmer so you yell at me and slap me as i apologize profusely. you roughly shove the bottle back in my useless cunt and try my ass, but it’s too loose as well. you slap me harder and yell at me until i cry, you get annoyed at the crying and shut me up by sitting on my face, using my mouth as your cock warmer.

i am so grateful that you still chose to use me even after i disappointed you twice

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im 19, bisexual, and live in arizona if anyone wants to make this happen for me

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