Awww but God, I don't wanna write a personal ad right now! Why are you always making me do this stuff? Because it's healthy for me? Well, how am I supposed to argue against that?

Oh, sorry. I talk to myself a lot. It kept me sane when I went through the ringer and back again. I'm a contender for most interesting woman in the world, but I keep myself humble by deeply guarding my life story of a…alright I was taken advantage of by a cult and became voluntarily homeless for three years after. That's the big stuff recently in the past seven years of my life, which is about the time I was reborn through a spiritual odyssey (see: six year psychotic meltdown). Mostly I ran around like a crazy person who believed they worked for the CIA because that's what the aliens were saying. Did I mention I got the schizoaffective and the autism? Just a tad crazy, but in a good way.

So let's stop dancing around the merry-go-round and get on together. I'm a professional writer who's working on an epic poem and a book simultaneously. I would love to find someone with their own set of passions. It would tickle me to find someone with complimentary skills and we take on the world together as a dynamic duo.

I'm kinda a professional redditor, or at the very least, I post a lot on certain subs and I get a paycheck every month. Protip: I don't give a shit about money. I make enough to survive doing what I love; I'd rather never have nothing than have an abundance that's dependent on a number of factors that are out of my control. I would love to continue traveling and living an interesting life; one worth writing about.

I should mention that I also juggle. I traveled this country while I was homeless doing performance arts and being a helpful nuisance to the local population of places I've stayed. Would take a while to explain the totality of that, but I like engaging conversation. Something to ask me about, at least.

I'll be honest: I'm distinctively male in appearance, but I'm feminine on the inside. I don't care what body or gender my partner has or is, I just hope to be understood as I am. I have one platonic friend in my life, my current roommate, but we're incompatible romantically or otherwise. I want to find someone who can be friends first before we move on to being more. I have a big heart and I want someone else with a heart like mine to share this existence with. That also means I fall in love easily and I have learned to take it slow when meeting someone to avoid hurting myself. 

I hope this reaches you in good spirits, and that I'm what you were looking for. I'll be waiting for you.

Yea, knocked it out of the park! Good job Victoria! You can still create good stuff while you're in the depression arc of your cycles! God, why would I even type this out if I wasn't advertising my strange, quirky side? Oh wait, yea, personal ad, that's right…