If I had to describe myself in three words, charismatic, rich and hotter-than-George-Clooney-in-his-prime (yes, that's one word, fight me) would not be them. Yes, if you're looking for some Adonis-esque greek god of a man then you're in the wrong place, try aisle 5 instead. What I do bring to the table though is affection, honesty and a cracking sense of humour. I'm the one to snuggle up with on the sofa and nerd out about Star Wars, to cheer you up with ice cream when you're feeling down and to totally intentionally lose to you at video games (I swear, I'm actually good at this, I was just going easy on you). And really, isn't that what anybody wants?

"Who is this amazing redditor" I hear you ask, "and how do I fight off the hordes of women who will doubtlessly be flooding his inbox with messages?". Well as for the former, I'm a student from England, currently in my final year of a Computer Science degree. I love video games, board games and bad 90s sci-fi. I'm a bit of a metalhead (although I enjoy most genres) and I'm far more comfortable at home in front of Netflix than out on the town but I like both in their own way. Physically, I'm 6'0 with a beard and brown hair that probably should have been cut months ago but I keep putting off due to the pandemic. I'm happy to swap photos in PMs.

As for the answer to the latter question, I've been sadly informed that a Battle Royale to find the best suitor is against the reddit ToS so instead, just send me a message and I'll promise to respond in at least as many words. And while my post says UK/ Europe for time zone reasons, I'm open to messages from further afield if you think you can really impress me.